Playboy March Issue

No way dude...This cannot be real. Debbie Gibson is posing nude on Playboy! I was being cheap trying to google for some free pics last night but no luck. I guess that $5.99 is gonna come out from my softcore porn fund. My middle school classmate, Joey Padula is gonna sh*t his pants once flipping thru those pages. This Cavaricci wearing guido used to be the sickest gino in the class who kept talking how much he wanna see her naked. Well, his 3rd wish finally came alive!! His first two wishes were to own a Cadillac Eldorado and live with his mother until he is 30.


Take this...Britney!

So what type of beer should I pair with the tasty Miss March? I am a sophisticated drinker with an unusual taste. Therefore, a Sierra Nevada's Big Foot Ale with do the justice. Ahhhhhh.....no more Han Solo!